chickenheadspecial:

“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”

“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”

“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”

(via emilioestevez)

24.May.13 8 hours ago
  • nick: are you gatsby?
  • gatsby: old sport, hello, old sport. i am ur neighbour, old sport, named jay, old sport, gatsby, old sport. now, old sport, let me shag ur cousin, old sport.
24.May.13 8 hours ago

nicolasiscaged:

[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta

(via emilioestevez)

24.May.13 8 hours ago

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

why can’t things just work out
why does nothing ever go quite right for me

23.May.13 19 hours ago

Things Yahoo/Staff should change

thistimeillmake-you-proud:

rainbownova:

  • make a chat system
  • give alerts when someone answers your ask
  • REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
  • FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
  • search multiple tags at once
  • MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
  • FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
  • REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)

12.9 year olds……12.9 YEAR OLDS

(via vajayyjayy)

23.May.13 19 hours ago